Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Quote Unquote

A month back, I was going through blog of Sathya, one of my very good friend. I found one post in his blog regarding different status messages that people keep in messengers. It was very funny and interesting. During last couple of days, I have come across such status messages in Gtalk which are very interesting (and funny also if you don't take it in right manner) so thought to dedicate one post on the same topic.

Most of the status messages are straight forward like I am available or I am away. Few guys keep their website or blog address in status message (like me) while others keep inspirational thoughts or whatever they want to express.

I have mentioned some of the status messages which I found interesting or Hatke. I have given my comments along with status messages. No need to mention that its just for the fun so don't take it personally and don't get emotional. If your status message is not there in the list, I feel sorry :)

so... here we go...

"Did u try your luck" - I tried everything except my luck to understand what does it mean !! The only remaining thing is luck which I am going to try.

"Not in front of the system" - Checkout in either back or top of the system :D

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me" - So what do you mean by this ? Are you threatening ?

"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason..." - No comments :D

"single and available !!" - So much desperate to get someone :) This is like a sale where people shout.. free.. free.. free.. !!

"Deep in my Heart, I do Believe, I shall get N97(White) some day....." - Please somebody gift him N97 and ya... that too in white color :)

"Dont wanna talk to anybody now" - Don't ping me even if my status is online. I am too lazy to log off.

"why so serious ??" - Reminds me joker from The Dark Knight. Why so serious ? Laugh otherwise I will kill you

"oh!" - No need to explain anything more. My expression says all... oh !!

"Insourced when born, outsourced after education" - I am thinking what should I understand :)

"What more could you ask for..." - First tell me what do I have..

"The future depends on what you do in the present" - Really.. I didn't know that before you put this.

"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions" - Yes. Don't meet the deadlines and wait for Happiness from your boss :)

"To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." " - I know your definition of turning the stone, screwing up the people :)

"Montek, Mukherjee or Kamalnath ?" - Question for Rs. 10,00,000 in Kaun Banega crorepati trutiya :)

"Challenges are what make life interesting; Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful" - I am fed up of challenges. Life was more meaningful before I got them. I don't have interest in finding meaning from life.

"It's special to be ordinary!" - Becoming special is extra ordinary

Some of them are reallllly big bouncers and you need to be extra ordinary to understand what it means..

"We should repay the favours of others by acts of kindness; so also should we return evil for evil in which there is no sin, for it is necessary to pay a wicked man in his own coin." - Best candidate for movie dialog.. isn't it ? :D

"There is a limit to the legitimate interference of collective opinion with individual independence: and to find that limit, and maintain it against encroachment, is indispensable to a good condition of human affairs." - Please explain this to me in layman terms.

That's it.. Keep on setting such status messages so I can dedicate one more post on this :)

3 comments:

Samir Vadariya said...

I have a friend/colleague Aldo (his name) in Dominican Republic. His wife gave a birth to a boy and his name is Aldo Emilio. He has the status message as

Aldo aldoEmilio = Aldo.getInstance();

Let me tell you Aldo is a Java Developer.

Keyur said...

Thats really interesting as well as funny :)

He seems to be a great fan of Singleton pattern of Java :)

Unknown said...

Cheers to Keyur...
My Cry for N97 has been heard :-) and I might actually get one.. and albeit white is the color decided.. :-)
--Kingshuk